Sunday, February 8, 2009

More Polish Witticisdom.

"Cookie. We may be in the same boat, but you are definitely on the upper deck."

"This is what I done say to you hundreds of the time. A guy should be like those highlighters, make you bright yellow and important. Not the white out that blots you up."

"You have the dunkey laugh you know that right? Oh boy oh boy, you sound riDONKEYlous."

"Never throw away da bread. Promise me, cookie. This is mortal sin. You could DIE for this."

"If you drink the coffee one more of the time with the spoon in your cup I am not be the one taking you to eye doctor."

"You look like poppet today, round face. Who has hand up your shirt?"

"Get that restaurant water away from me. Why do you think I am, a FISH? Coffee of course."

"I was going to buy for you cheap bra this weekend at the TJ Maxx. But they did not have size parachute."

-Beata Komenda